{"product_id":"unplayable-lie","title":"Unplayable Lie - The Golf Card Game (Pre-Order)","description":"\u003cp\u003eGolf is a game of rules. This is a deck of worse ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order: the first print run is in production. Orders placed now ship in the first wave — ships the week of November 16.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnplayable Lie rides in the cart with you. On every tee box, each player draws one card, reads it out loud, and lives with it for the whole hole. No wedges. Replay that shot. Everybody plays the forward tees. Your partner picks your clubs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt takes nine seconds a hole and layers on top of whatever you already play — skins, Nassau, best ball, straight stroke play. The cards change how a hole gets played, not how it gets scored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e72 cards, five kinds of trouble\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e36 Challenge\u003c\/strong\u003e — a condition you have to play the hole under\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e12 Sabotage\u003c\/strong\u003e — point it at somebody else, your pick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e10 Advantage\u003c\/strong\u003e — a real edge, good for one hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e8 Group\u003c\/strong\u003e — one rule, the whole foursome stuck with it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e6 Wild\u003c\/strong\u003e — blanks and \u003cem\u003eYour Call\u003c\/em\u003e cards, so you can write your own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow it plays\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShuffle on the first tee. Everyone draws one card per hole and reveals it. Follow the rule. Most cards expire when the hole does. When two cards fight, priority runs Challenge → Group → Sabotage → Advantage. When in doubt, the group votes and you keep moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e72 cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRules card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTuck box that fits a bag pocket or a cart cupholder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2–6 players\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e9 or 18 holes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAges 14+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGood golfers follow the rules. Great golfers make them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52996299587895,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/3838\/3671\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Sep_16_2026_01_48_11_PM.png?v=1789580911","url":"https:\/\/unplayableliegame.com\/products\/unplayable-lie","provider":"Unplayable Lie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}